Fight Club's Tyler Durden once said, "one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items... if one were so inclined". In this talk I'm going to walk you through building mildly dangerous network devices for fun and profit. We'll walk through the time I accidentally forced a hipster into travelling all the way from Paris to try and fix a laptop that wasn't broken, the asshat above my friend's flat in cape town who needed some assistance with his wifi, and if time allows, a few other toys built using simple household electronics... if one were so inclined.